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Breaking News

ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said", Enter Ur PIN"....!

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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

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Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board........!

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Sardarji opens his lunch box

in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office...!

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Question: Why did 18 Sardars

go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.....!

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Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"

Receiptionist: "One second sir....".

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

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Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them......!

06

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant......!

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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

& red light glowing on the top,

seeing this he said €India is developing fast,

see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air