Sardar sms jokes: July 2014

48

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?

Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

50

Teacher told all students

in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

49

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop.....:

47

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA...............!

45

A sardarji photographer is focusing

a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

44

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

43

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.

Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"...!

42

Sardar was busy removing

a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler....!

40

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

39

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

38

Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.

37

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".

32

Sardar at an Art Gallery:

I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

33

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

34

Sardar told his servant:

Go and water the plants. Servant
its already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

35

Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving.....!

30

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

29

Sardar-
why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

28

A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

27

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....

When a person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

25

sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

24

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,

one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.

23

Sardar's Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.....!

22

Do U know why a sardar ji kept

the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.

17

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below

a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Todays dinner should be light‚

20

A Sardar looking at sky asks another

Sardar :Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city.....!

19

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

18

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

14

Four guys

1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:Its loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over....!